L – N (Section 6: Escort Terms)

L/A/S: Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system where each criteria is separately ranked, from lowest being 1 to highest being 10.

LASER: Same as above ranking + Expense and (would or wouldn’t) Repeat.

Labrys: A double-sided axe that the Amazons were said to use as their main weapon. Lesbians have adopted the labrys as symbol of power and independence.

Landing strip: A style of pubic hair sculpting resulting in a narrow vertical strip.

Lapdog: A hobbyist who worships an Escort to excess.

Lay down doggie: Also lazy dog. Doggie style with woman flat on stomach.

LD: Lap dance.

LDL: Low dollar looker, the opposite of HTH.

LE: Law Enforcement.

LEO: Law Enforcement Officer.

Lesbian: A woman who is sexually and emotionally attracted to other women.

LFK: Light French Kiss. Kissing with only a light tongue involvement.

LGBT: An abbreviation for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender.

Lipstick lesbian: A woman who loves other women, but also loves her clothes and makeup and shoes. She tends to dress on the femme side.

Little blue helper: Viagra.

LK: Light Kissing (closed mouth).

LMP: Licensed Massage Practitioner. See also CMT. Can also mean “Latin Massage Parlor”.

LMT: Licensed Massage Therapist. See also CMT.

Lone Star Lesbian: A woman who has only had sex with one other woman in their life. Straight and bisexual people can be Lone Stars as well, but Lone Star Hetero doesn’t sound nearly as interesting.

LOS: Land of smiles, Thailand.

Lot Lizard: A prostitute that works mainly in truck stop parking lots.

LTR: Long Term Relationship. When an Escort drops out of the business for a very substantial some of money, paid weekly, or monthly for exclusivity. In this circumstances she is said to be in a long term relationship.

M2F: A male performing something to a female.

M2M: A male performing something to another male.

Madame: Female owner of an agency.

Maid: In a British parlor, it means the person who answers the phone and books the appointments.

Mall: Also escort mall. A website that advertises a variety of escorts.

Mamasan: Women who manages an Asian massage parlor.

Man in a boat, little man in a boat: It refers to the Clitoris.

Manual release: Stimulation of the penis to orgasm by busing hand and fingers, aka hand release.

Massage: A method of taking care of the body for remedial or hygienic purposes, including rubbing, stroking, kneading, or tapping with the hand or an instrument or both. It may, but does not necessarily, include sexual stimulation.

MBR: Multiple Bell Ringing (orgasms).

Mediterranean: Anal sex or analingus, as in for example” she took me on a trip to the Mediterranean.

Menu: The services that a certain Escort is available to perform.

Merkin: Pubic hair wig/toupee.

MFF: Threesome sex with Male, female, female.

MFM: Threesome sex with male, female, male.

MG: Massage Girl.

MIB: Man in blue, Policeman.

Mileage: A very subjective term that describes how worthy to be with an Escort is.

MILF: Mom/Mother I’d Like Fucking.

Missionary: A sexual intercourse position where the man is on top.

MJ: Massage Job.

ML: Make Love/Massage Lady

MMF: Threesome designation: male, male, female.

Mohawk: A pubic hair style leaving just a narrow strip of hair in the middle of the pubic area, aka landing strip, muff hawk, cock mohawk.

Monger: Short for whore monger. One who frequents prostitutes. See also hobbyist.

MP: It has multiple meanings: Massage Parlor, Multiple Positions or Multiple Pops (MSOG).

MPA: Massage Parlor Attendant.

MPCFS: Multiple Positions Covered Full Service.

MPOS: Multiple Positions Oral Sex.

MSOG: This enigmatic acronym stands for: Multiple Shots On Goal or if you like, Multiple Pops. The escort allows the opportunity to climax more than once during each session, if he is capable of… Most men demand it, but only a few are capable to do it within the agreed time frame…

Mummification: Wrapping a person up with layers material in order to immobilize them (obviously nose and mouth are left open for breathing).

NC/NS, NCNS: No Call/No Show. See also below no-show.

Newbie: A novice either hobbyist or Escort.

NGP: Non/Not Genuine Photos.

NMG: No-Money Guys. Hobbyists who are on a strict (generally low) budget for hobbying.

Nooner: A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.

Non-pro: A person who makes her/himself available for sexual encounters for financial gain, but only occasionally (provably due to some short-term financial needs). May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.

No-show: When an Escort or hobbyist doesn’t show up for an encounter and has not contacted the other person in advance to cancel or warn of problems in making the appointment.

No-touch: No touching allowed (like no-touch strip club).

NQBC: Non-quitter, but covered.

NQBS: Non-quitter, but spitter (refereeing to blowjobs)

NQNS: No Quit No Spit; oral sex performed to completion with swallowing.

NSA: No Strings Attached.

NS/NC: No Show/No Call. See also above no-show.

O – P (Section 7: Escort Terms)

O: Orgasm (O´s orgasms).

Off the clock: Activities that occur with an Escort but she chooses not to charge for them.

ONS: One Night Stand.

OTC: Oral to Completion. Fellatio to orgasm.

Out: As in “outed”. Personal information on a hobbyist or an Escort is made public on forums (real name, address).

Outcall: The Escort comes to the client’s location.

Out of the closet: Someone is being open about one’s sexual orientation (LGBT).

OVK: Over the knee spanking – bending over a submissive on one’s knee and striking his or her buttocks with either an open hand or a cane, paddle, whip, etc.

OVN: Overnight.

OWO: Oral/fellatio without a condom, aka BBBJ, UTF.

OWOTC: Oral without Condom To Completion.

P2P: Privates to privates: rubbing genitalia together without penetration.

P4P: Pay for Play. Meaning that you have to pay for sex.

Papasan: The male manager of an Asian massage parlor.

Party favors: Drugs.

Party hat: Condom.

PFF: Pussy For Free.

Pearl necklace: Man ejaculates on woman’s neck, producing a white ‘decoration’.

Pegging: Anal penetration of a male performed by a female with the help of either a butt plug or strap-on.

PIITB: Put it in the bum/butt.

Pillow queen: Someone who prefers to be on the receiving end of sex without much reciprocation.

Pimp: A person, normally a man, who solicits clients for a prostitute.

Pink boxing: A slang term for anal or vaginal fisting.

PIV: Penis in Vagina.

PL: Pathetic Loser.

PM: See Top 10

PO: Phone operator.

Ponygirl or ponyboy: A popular roleplay fantasy that transforms the submissive into a pony with the help of a harness, reins, gag bit, and a tail attached to a butt plug.

Pop, Pops: Orgasm(s), for example an Escort may allow multiple pops in one session.

POS: Pussy on the Side. Usually referring to hobbyists in relationships with Escort getting some POS.

Power dyke: A lesbian who has reached a position of power, either within the LGBT community, or in the world in general.

Professional-only: Also gentleman-only, businessmen-only. A subjective request used in some Escorts advertising as a pre-screen for clients.

Provider: Prostitute.

PS: Private Show (it includes dance only).

PSE: A very aspirational meaning: Porn Star Experience. The moment recreates the atmosphere of a triple X movie… an encounter with a porn star. The check-list of the services included is not universal, but it sure includes a lot of wild sex, anal, and a various sex positions.

Puffies or puffers: Breasts where the entire areola appears ‘puffy’, enlarged, or even swollen.

Punk: A male prostitute.

Punter: A British slang term for a hobbyist.

Pup Play: A variant of animal play where a submissive person acts like a puppy: barks, whines, etc. obeying the Master to avoid punishment.

PV: Private Viewing. A session that is most often limited to a striptease and self-masturbation. Normally in the context of a Strip Club.

PVC: In skin-tight fetish clothing, a fancy substitute for more expensive materials, such as leather, rubber and latex.

PW: Pussy Whipped, it happens when a guy is controlled by a girl because she gives him sex.

PYT: Pretty Young Thing.

Q – R (Section 8: Escort Terms)

Queef: An emission of air from the vagina, especially when noisy, aka vaginal fart or vart.

R & T: Rub and Tug. A massage followed by a hand job.

RA: Relaxation Assistant.

Raincoat: Condom.

Raw: Sex without condom.

RCA: Reverse Cowgirl Anal.

RCG: Reverse cowgirl.

Red wings: It refers to the painting a hobbyist gets for performing oral sex on an Escort who happens to be menstruated.

REQ: Request. This abbreviation is used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains a request for information about someone

REV: Review. This abbreviation is used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains an Escort’s review.

Reverse cowgirl: Woman rides on top, facing away.

Reverse half-and-half: Sexual intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.

Reverse massage: The client massages the Escort.

Reverse oral: The client performs oral sex on the Escort.

Review: A critical evaluation of an Escort. May include information on her looks, attitude and quality of her service.

Rimming or rimjob: Analingus; oral stimulation of the anus.

RLD: Red Light District. Area full with prostitution.

RMP: Russian massage parlor.

R.O.B. or ROB: Rip Off Bitch. Individuals posing as Escorts that take the money and run without providing any services.

Role play: Also roleplay. Acting out sexual fantasies in a specific scenario, where participants are assigned specific roles.

Role reversal: Penetration of male’s anus by a female using a strap-on.

Roman: An orgy.

RPG: Role playing games.

Roman shower: Vomit play.

RTF: Return To Fuck.

RTFF: Read The Fucking Forum.

Rubber: It has several meanings: material popular on BDSM plays; special clothing made of rubber; Condom.

Russian: Russian: forget geography or politics, this term in the sex world is just used when a man rubs his penis on the woman’s breasts. But be careful in Australia “Russian” just means a “Quickie”…

S (Section 9: Escort Terms)

Safe: full protected sexual relations with the use of condoms or dental dams in order to avoid the risk of sexually transmitted diseases. It has been more “common” in the past…

San Juan Capistrano: BBBJTC and the Escort swallows.

Sandbag, sandbagger: A review (or reviewer) that tries to mislead the reader by giving unwarranted merits to an Escort.

Sans: Without, for example “she provided French sans condom”.

Scat: Defecation on one’s partner or feces play.

Screening: An Escort or an agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.

Self-review: When an Escort or agency pretends to be a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review about herself or the agency.

Self service: Masturbation. e.g. “It was a self-service jack shack” = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.

Semi pro: An escort whose main source of income is not escorting.

Sensory deprivation: Restricting somebody’s ability to see, hear, smell, taste, touch etc.

Sensual Massage (SM): It indicates a massage with sexual stimulation (normally a hand job).

Session: The time spent with an Escort.

Sex worker: Prostitute, it may also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.

SFH: Sex for Hire.

SG: Street Girl.

Shemale: Transsexual, particularly one who is already living as a woman, but hasn’t had SRS.

Shill: A person who writes unsolicited positive commentary about an Escort in a discussion forum to “suck up” to the Escort (may be expecting discounts or special favors from her)

Shots on goal: Attempts to reach orgasm.

Sixty nine: Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.

Slam, slammed: An unwarranted or overzealous harsh review or abusive criticism of an Escort or agency.

Snowball: The Escort takes sperm in her mouth and returns it via kissing to the ejaculator.

SO: Significant Other. Spouse or partner in a (non-casual) relationship.

SOG: Shot(s) on goal, attempt(s) at orgasm.

Soixante-neuf: 69. Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.

SOMF: Sat On My Face.

SOP: Standard Operating Procedure.

South of the border: Genital regions.

Southern France: Fellatio without a condom.

SP: Service Provider, prostitute. See also ASP.

Spanish (as per Australian usage): Penis between her breasts.

Spanish (USA usage): Penis, finger or toy comes out of the Escort’s ass, and goes directly into the Escort’s mouth.

Spanking: Slapping or striking somebody’s buttocks with the palm of the hands or an object like paddle, hairbrush, slapper, etc, as a form of punishment.

Spinner: A very petite Escort in terms of size.

Squirting, squirter: Female ejaculation, an Escort who ejaculates.

SRS: Sexual Reassignment Surgery.

ST: Short Time.

Starfish: Anus or Unresponsive escort.

STD: Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Sting: A female police officer poses as an Escort to apprehend unsuspecting clients, or a male police officer poses as a client to apprehend unsuspecting Escorts.

Stone butch lesbian: A lesbian who gets her pleasure from pleasing her partner, but She does not like to be touched sexually.

STR: Short Term Relationship.

Street action: Prostitution that is solicited on public streets.

Stroll: A street, strip, or a neighborhood that sees heavy street action.

Submission: In BDSM, subordinating oneself (with pre-agreed limits).

Submissive: In BDSM, is a person trained by a dominant, often shortened to Sub.

Sunshine, sunny: Without a condom (not using a raincoat).

SW: Street walker. Sex Worker.

Sybian: A mechanical sex device shaped as a half-barrel with a dildo mounted in the middle.

SYT: Sweet Young Thing.

T – U (Section 10: Escort Terms)

Take care of business: Make the payment to the Escort.

Teabag, teabagging: To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person.

Tie and tease: A game of control over a partner’s orgasm, commonly using physical restraints.

Tease and denial: A mild sexual torture in which a high state of sexual arousal is maintained for an extended time without climax.

TAMP: Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor.

TER: The Erotic Reviews done on site, adult services classifieds board, and hobby discussion forums.

TG: Transgender.

TGTBT: Too Good To Be True.

Throne Job: It refers to an establishment that doesn’t offer FS and you will only have a large chair or “throne” for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.

Tina: Crystal meth.

Tipping required: The Escort demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.

To completion: Until orgasm.

Top: In homosexual parlance: the active partner or in BDSM: the dominant.

Toss the salad: Analingus.

Training: In the context of BDSM is a way of letting the Submissive understand that the Dominant is their master.

Trans, tranny: An inclusive term, including transgender, transsexual and other gender variant people.

Transgender: A person whose gender expression is different from how society says they are “supposed” to be.

Transsexual: A person with the urge to be the opposite sex. They may or may not choose to have gender reassignment surgery.

Translated French, TF: Oral sex with the use of a condom.

Translation, translator: Condom, for example “She spoke fluent French without a translator”.

Transvestite: A person who sometimes wears clothes traditionally worn by and associated with the opposite sex; typically a male who cross-dresses occasionally by habit or compulsion.

Trick: A sex act for money.

Tri F: A man who is a devotee to the “Find them, Fuck them, Forget them” strategy.

Trip to islands: Anal sex.

Trolling: The act of driving around looking for a prostitute

TS: Transsexual. A person with the urge to be the opposite sex

TTA: Tight Tan Ass.

Tuft: Pubic hair.

TUMA: Tongue Up My Ass.

Turning tricks: Prostitution.

TV: Transvestite. A person who sometimes wears clothes traditionally worn by and associated with the opposite sex; typically a male who cross-dresses occasionally by habit or compulsion.

TVSW: Transvestite Street Walker.

Two Call System: The general location is revealed during the first call; location specifics are revealed on the second call.

Uncle Leo: A law enforcement officer.

Umbrella: Condom.

Uncovered, or untranslated: Act without a condom.

Upselling: An ASP takes the advertised fee upfront, but in the midst of the session she asks for more money for more services

UTF: Untranslated French. Oral sex without a condom. (more info: Urbandictionary)

UTR: Under The Radar; an Escort who maintains a very low profile.

V – Y (Section 11: Escort Terms)

Verbal Humiliation/Abuse: Issuing insults to produce belittlement, from which excitement and/or arousal can be obtained.

Vanilla: Plain genital sex without any extras.

WAH: Wild Ass Humping.

Water Sports: Urination play.

Wax Play: Dripping melted wax on the submissive‘s naked body.

Weeklies: Alternative weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements.

WF: Wild Fuck.

WG: A prostitute.

Whip: In the strictest sense, it´s just a strip of leather attached to a handle, whip commonly describes any object used for beating a submissive.

White Knight: A hobbyist who defends or “comes to the rescue” of an Escort who has been reviewed or spoken of poorly, regardless of whether the review or comment is accurate.

Whoremonger: One who habitually patronizes prostitutes.

WIR: Would I Repeat, Would I Return, Would I Recommend.

With: With a condom.

Without: Without a condom.

WL: Working Lady.

WOA: Word of Advice.

Womyn: An alternative spelling of woman or women often favored by feminists.

Working girl: A prostitute.

WTF: What the fuck. (more info: Wikipedia)

YL: Young Lady.

YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary. A disclaimer meant to convey that an Escort may do things with one person, but not necessarily with all others.

YMMV Girl: An Escort who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service, who gets hot and cold reviews. (more info: Allacronyms)